Lyricality at its finest. Don't know what the hell is being said in one of Sean's songs? Well neither do we. But we'll take a good crack at figuring it out for you. No seriously, he is saying something coherent!

Bicycle Stairs
Lyrics to the song voted 35th most awesome song not involving a tortilla by a group of doped up lab mice.

"Go to hell," he says! Not "Go to Mel's"

Disco Girl
Rivers Cuomo did not help Sean write this song. He did not.. Seriously.. Not kidding here.

Lovington is a goofy name for a place, don't you think? Too bad those crazy New Mexicans don't care.

He may not have a phone, but who needs one when you have a guitar?