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quotes[0]='Purple Monkeys fly at midnight!'

quotes[1]='It wasn't the best road I'd ever driven on, but you can't expect too much from a sidewalk.'

quotes[2]='...'

quotes[3]='That guy's hair just turned yeller!'

quotes[4]='It's just like riding a bicycle down the stairs.'

quotes[5]='No disintigrations, please.'

quotes[6]='Behind them lies a simple explanation for why eating a hamburger can now make you seriously ill&#58; There is shit in the meat. <i>-Fast Food Nation</i>'

quotes[7]='Random quote scripts on websites are overrated.'

quotes[8]='If you&#39;re reading this, it is a sure sign you have way too much time on your hands.'

quotes[9]='This is where all your dreams are shattered into a million sparkling pieces.'

quotes[10]='Here tyrrany, corruption, and hatred all live, but in tiny little cages with water bottles on the side.'

quotes[11]='Now do you licke me?'

quotes[12]='Did anyone ever notice, how in The Matrix, the sound of inevitability sounded an awful lot like a subway train?'

quotes[13]='Ph34r &#124;&#92;&#47;&#124;3!!!!!!11111111111111111oneoneoene'

quotes[14]='Meaningful Content is the goal. The goal is obviously not a priority.'

quotes[15]='Whenever you try to beat yourself at something, you inevitably do yourself a disservice, because no matter what, you are the loser.'

quotes[16]='Second place may be the first loser, but in some cases that still pays a whole lot of money.'

quotes[17]='Humuhumunukunukuapua&#39;a &#45;&#45; It&#39;s a whole lot of fun to say.'

quotes[18]='"Being around Sean is like being around alarge head of cabbage filled with lemon wedges." -Kendo'

quotes[19]='<img src="colon_pipe.gif">'

quotes[20]='One could say this is all a window into our minds. Scary, isn&#39;t it?'

quotes[21]='Bow down, peons!'

quotes[22]='Time Travel? I just got done with that a minute ago. Or was that tommorrow?'

quotes[23]='Hypocrisy is irony personified.'

quotes[24]='There is no <a href="http://www.geocities.com/sean_v4/index.html" target="_blank">escape.</a>'

quotes[25]='You Know what dawned on my early in the morning? The Sun, you idiot.'

quotes[26]='I learned that "At Great Wall (A local resturant), there is no half ass"'

quotes[27]='Violators will be persecuted.'

quotes[28]='Feel the Wrath of my minty fresh blade!'

quotes[29]='Reach Nirvana? You mean like visit Kurt Cobain&#39;s grave or something?'

quotes[30]='Rogue_Jedi_Of_The_Grey considers the image infinitely meaningful, and thus wholly useless.'

quotes[31]='That&#39;s no moon! No wait.. yes it is.'

quotes[32]='If it weren&#39;t for the JFK assassination, would any of us know what a grassy knoll is? Or care, for that matter?'

quotes[33]='"Life is a Game, and I know the Cheat Codes" -Rhogart_Silver_Dragon'

quotes[34]='Perfection is the perfect lie.'

quotes[35]='From now on, you must call me NIIFTY!'

quotes[36]='My father puts his hands down his pants and searches for the big dipper in the wrong part of the sky.'

quotes[37]='Only the truly immature concern themselves with maturity'

quotes[38]='evil_space_llamas says, This can of orange juice will haunt my nightmares for years to come, I just know it.'

quotes[39]='Get off the cross, man! We need the wood.'

quotes[40]='Ah Screw it! Screw it till it&#39;s sore!'

quotes[41]='<img src="colon_pipe.gif"> @ public mastication'

quotes[42]='"Irony makes my dress shirts all smooth." -SST'

quotes[43]='No more dirty mouseballs for Sean'

quotes[44]='Netscape sucks shitballs'

quotes[45]='They need to smallerize it.'

quotes[46]='Fmurple, squirple, slurple.'

quotes[47]='Bolt_Whitefang says, Your site thingum is pretty nifty there Sean.'

quotes[48]='Always be careful when masticating on a foot long weiner in public.'

quotes[49]='Sean1: You know what I normally do on Thanksgiving? I sleep.<br>Sean2: But what does that have to do with Valentines Day?'

quotes[50]='Everyone needs to get in touch with their inner outdoorsman.'

quotes[51]='Prepare to despair!'

quotes[52]='Punk comes from within.'

quotes[53]='Life has an acquired taste.'

quotes[54]='I swear.. all the cool people on the Internet either I already know &#39;em, they fucking left, or they all went somewhere else without telling me about it.'

quotes[55]='Get down to business... The business of getting down.'

quotes[56]='Ah, the media would glorify taking a dump if it would get them ratings.'

quotes[57]='Too legit to quit, too broke to continue..'

quotes[58]='Some law of physics floats my fucking boat.'

quotes[59]='Only the paranoid survive.'

quotes[60]='I wimbled her yarbles in the Cochise of me Boogey Boogey.'

quotes[61]='Don&#39;t you want to hang out and waste your life with us?'

quotes[62]='How humorous it begins and ends.'

quotes[63]='It&#39;s just like telling a story down the stairs.'

quotes[64]='The slow motion sequences you see in The Matrix are actually the result of massive computer lag.'

quotes[65]='Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and &#39;Ensign Gomez&#39; beam down to a planet. Which one isn&#39;t coming back?'

quotes[66]='i r eat cheese menu tween'

quotes[67]='She be followed by a gum wrapper.'

quotes[68]='I am a creature of the night. It&#39;s Billy who you saw working at the Walgreens, not I.'

quotes[69]='You can never go home again. But at least you can shop there.'

quotes[70]='Every resolution ends in tragedy... unless it&#39;s 1024x768.'

quotes[71]='Hey.. What&#39;s that fire truck doing out there?'

quotes[72]='I plan on taking a camera and a colon pipe.'

quotes[73]='Hey look, a tractor! TRAAACTOR, HAHA.'

quotes[74]='That&#39;ll confuse people.'

quotes[75]='So these guys, they were chillin&#39; in Siberia...'

quotes[76]='So are we here to debate, or just make a mess on the floor?'

quotes[77]='I call it the Open Potato Gambit.'

quotes[78]='&#39;Well there were 2 babies in the bag and they became a fast lunch.&#39; &#45; Cory'

quotes[79]='So in the end, everyone felt bad happens.'

quotes[80]='Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, and I&#39;m sorry I could not travel both, because one said "Wrong Way, do not enter."'

quotes[81]='Damn you and your revolutionary ideas!'

quotes[82]='Pumping water.. Is that kinda like churning butter?'

quotes[83]='How dare you imply I had sexual relations with that cheese?! - <i>Asro</i>'

quotes[84]='It&#39;s going in.'

quotes[85]='Aww crap, I can&#39;t do the spacey thing'

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